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Lack Of Tact
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Redneck Jokes
Tuesday, 12 June 2007 14:19
Lack Of Tact A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber's chair and said, "I'll have a shave and a shoe shine."....

The barber began to lather his face and sharpen the old straight edge while a very beautiful woman knelt down and began to shine his shoes.

The cowboy said, "Young lady, you and I should go and spend some time in a hotel room."

She replied, "I'm married and my husband wouldn't like that.

The cowboy said, "Tell him you're working overtime and I'll pay you the difference." She said, "You tell him. He is the one shaving you."
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written by LOL , June 14, 2007
*YAWN* *YAWN* *YAWN*
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written by big balls , July 14, 2007
that sucks

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written by Now Im Bored , July 21, 2007
Tht Sucks Ass
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written by funky monkey , August 13, 2007
omg tht cowboy is gunna have a razor stuck up his ass!!! yay smilies/grin.gif no more hair eeewww
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written by Saurav , October 12, 2007
ah..aftermath smilies/grin.gif
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written by ArianaKai , January 24, 2008
lol, pretty funny... i think...
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written by patience , May 13, 2009
hahaha

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