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Walking Down A Street
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Redneck Jokes
Wednesday, 06 June 2007 17:48
Walking Down A StreetTwo Rednecks are walking down different ends of a street toward each other, and one is carrying a sack....

When they meet, one says, "Hey Tommy Ray, what'cha got in th' bag?"

"Jus' some chickens."

"If I guesses how many they are, can I have one?"

"Shoot, ya guesses right and I'll give you both of them."

"OK. Ummmmm . . . five?"
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written by dodo , June 11, 2007
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written by wiener , June 13, 2007
wat a bunch of losers
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written by big dick , June 14, 2007
dumbass rednecks......
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written by vaginaheadloverboy , June 22, 2007
friggin retarded
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written by Emu , July 06, 2007
i thought it was blondes who were suppose 2 b dumb smilies/wink.gif
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written by big balls , July 14, 2007
who evar cald the rednecs dmb go to hell and lic mi nots
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written by funky monkey , August 13, 2007
u prolly barely have ne nuts **nots** smilies/tongue.gif smilies/tongue.gif smilies/tongue.gif 'twas funny 'twas 'twas
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written by nigga-lover , August 29, 2007
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written by your daddy@playerville , October 14, 2007
I love rednecks smilies/grin.gif smilies/cool.gif smilies/tongue.gif smilies/kiss.gif smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/smiley.gif smilies/wink.gif
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written by Sandy! , January 31, 2008
This joke was kinda lame!!!
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written by Jesus munoz , February 20, 2008
watda fuk???? smilies/sad.gif smilies/sad.gif smilies/shocked.gif
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written by patience , May 13, 2009
hhaahahahaha
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