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Turkey Football
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Practical Jokes
Sunday, 25 June 2006 19:00

The pro football team had just finished theirdaily practice session when a large turkey camestrutting onto the field.While the players gazed in amazement, the turkeywalked up to the head coach and demanded a tryout.Everyone stared in silence as the turkey caughtpass after pass and ran right through the defensiveline.When the turkey returned to the sidelines, thecoach shouted, "You're terrific!!! Sign up forthe season, and I'll see to it that you get ahuge bonus.""Forget the bonus," the turkey said, "All I wantto know is, does the season go past Thanksgiving Day?"
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