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One Friday morning, a teacher came up with a novel way to motivateher class. She told them that she would read a quote and the firststudent to correctly identify who said it would receive the rest ofthe day off.She started with "This was England's finest hour." Little Suzyinstantly jumped up and said, "Winston Churchill.""Congratulations," said the teacher, "you may go home early."The teacher then said, "Ask not what your country can do for you,but.." Before she could finish the quote, another young lady beltsout, "John F. Kennedy!""Very good," says the teacher, "you may go also."Irritated that he has missed two golden opportunities, Little Johnnysaid, "I wish those girls would just shut up."Upon overhearing this comment, the outraged teacher demanded to knowwho said it. Johnny instantly rose to his feet and said, "BillClinton. I'll see you Monday."