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A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks...
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Sunday, 25 June 2006 19:00

A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks. As thebartender watches he drinks one drink and pours the otherone on his hand. He orders two more drinks and does thesame thing. The third time the bartender asks him what'sgoing on. "Why are you pouring that drink on your hand"? Theman smiles at him, winks and says "I'm trying to get my datedrunk."
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written by tinka , March 30, 2007
That was a total dud

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written by yai-ya , May 17, 2007
I agree with "tinka"
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written by Joygirl7 , June 01, 2007
I think that joke actually killed me!
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written by turbo , December 02, 2007
smilies/wink.gif nice date smilies/smiley.gif
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written by not so happy about that joke , May 16, 2008
that was stupid
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