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Sunday, 25 June 2006 19:00

Man walks into the Doctors office. "I have the results of your test and I'm afraid your going to die" Says the Doctor. The Man asks "How long do I have to live?" "Ten", replies the Doctor. "What the hell does that mean", the Man asks. "Ten Years, Ten Months, Ten weeks, What?" The Doctor Replies "Nine"
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