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Cell Phone Call
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Men Jokes
Thursday, 08 May 2008 14:46
Cell Phone CallSeveral men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man picks up the phone and begins to talk.

MAN: "Hello."

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes"

WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, ...go ahead if you like it."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2008 models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "$60,000"

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!

MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."

The man hangs up and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

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written by He He He Devilish , May 09, 2008
Wooow That was Hilarious smilies/angry.gif smilies/angry.gif
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written by Carly S. , May 10, 2008
Ha, that is funny! smilies/smiley.gif
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written by indhu , May 10, 2008
tha's really gr8 smilies/grin.gif
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written by oriana , May 11, 2008
That was funny!!!!I may only be 10 but that was funny!!!!: smilies/smiley.gif smilies/wink.gif smilies/cheesy.gif
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written by That Guy , May 12, 2008
Heard before, but still funny!
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written by This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it , May 13, 2008
ya ummmmm i dunno what to say about it ????????? smilies/smiley.gif
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written by WwWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW , May 13, 2008
Whats funny?
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written by jokemaster71280 , May 16, 2008
that was awsome
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written by crazywop , June 03, 2008
this is my favorite so far...
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written by carlette , June 15, 2008
VERY FUNNY BUT THAT MAN IS A KIK
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written by a person , October 22, 2008
u said it waz a man @ the beginning of tha joke so i knew it wasnt her husband....even if i didnt kno it waz still predictable.....
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written by dayna , October 28, 2008
daumn these jokes are corneyy!smilies/grin.gif
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written by iVi A S T 12 M I N D , October 28, 2008
tHAT gUY HAZ ssUM mAJOR pROblEMS. nEVeR lET hiM NEAR mY phONE smilies/cry.gif
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written by Ashley T , December 12, 2008
uhnmmm..
lol funny!!
and devilish!! smilies/grin.gif
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written by alli5on , July 11, 2009
omg so funnysmilies/grin.gif
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