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Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man picks up the phone and begins to talk.
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, ...go ahead if you like it."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2008 models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$60,000"
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!
MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."
The man hangs up and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
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written by He He He Devilish , May 09, 2008
Wooow That was Hilarious 
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written by oriana , May 11, 2008
That was funny!!!!I may only be 10 but that was funny!!!!: 
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written by That Guy , May 12, 2008
Heard before, but still funny!
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written by This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it , May 13, 2008
ya ummmmm i dunno what to say about it ?????????
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written by WwWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW , May 13, 2008
Whats funny?
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written by jokemaster71280 , May 16, 2008
that was awsome
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written by crazywop , June 03, 2008
this is my favorite so far...
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written by carlette , June 15, 2008
VERY FUNNY BUT THAT MAN IS A KIK
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written by a person , October 22, 2008
u said it waz a man @ the beginning of tha joke so i knew it wasnt her husband....even if i didnt kno it waz still predictable.....
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written by dayna , October 28, 2008
daumn these jokes are corneyy!
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written by iVi A S T 12 M I N D , October 28, 2008
tHAT gUY HAZ ssUM mAJOR pROblEMS. nEVeR lET hiM NEAR mY phONE 
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