Latest Jokes

Surgery
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin... Read more...
Art Fan
A couple goes to an art gallery. They find a picture of a naked women with only her privates covered with leaves.... Read more...
Cell Phone Call
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man picks up the phone and begins to talk. Read more...
Unique Ring
An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side.... Read more...

Beautiful dresses at vicyc or buy nice looking Full Lace Wigs at dhgate along with cheap dresses online, and Grade 8 Grad Dresses with our wide variety of synthetic wigs, we have the perfect 'dos for you.

Buy all sorts of elegant Bridesmaid Dresses on reliable online wedding shop Topwedding.com
Buy from a choice of thousands of products including cool cases for iphone 5 , summer dresses with Worldwide Free Shipping for every orders you place like the best place to buy best full lace wigs online along with wholesale soccer shirt, mens clothes, Long evening dresses and mini skirt for your girlfriend.
Headaches
(0 votes, average: 0 out of 5)
Men Jokes
Sunday, 06 April 2008 15:29
Headaches Mike was moderately successful in his career, but as he got older he was increasingly hampered by incredible headaches....

When his personal hygiene and love life started to suffer, he sought medical help. After being referred from one specialist to another, he finally came across a doctor who solved the problem. "The good news is I can cure your headaches... The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition which causes your testicles to press up against the base of your spine. The pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles."

Mike was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He couldn't concentrate long enough to answer, but decided he had no choice but to go under the knife.

When he left the hospital, his mind was clear, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life.

He walked past a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I need: a new suit." He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit."

The salesman eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see... size 44 long." Mike laughed, "That's right, how did you know?"

"It's my job."

Mike tried on the suit. It fit perfectly. As Mike admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new shirt?" Mike thought for a moment and then said, "Sure..."

The salesman eyed Mike and said, "Let's see... 34 sleeve and... 16 and a half neck" Mike was surprised, "That's right, how did you know?"

"It's my job."

Mike tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly. As Mike adjusted the collar in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about new shoes?" Mike was on a roll and said, "Sure..."

The salesman eyed Mike's feet and said, "Let's see... 9-1/2... E." Mike was astonished, "That's right, how did you know?"

"It's my job."

Mike tried on the shoes and they fit perfectly. Mike walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, "How about a new hat?" Without hesitating, Mike said, "Sure..."

The salesman eyed Mike's head and said, "Let's see... 7-5/8." Mike was incredulous, "That's right, how did you know?"

"It's my job."

The hat fit perfectly. Mike was feeling great, when the salesman asked, "How about some new underwear?" Mike thought for a second and said, "Sure..." The salesman stepped back, eyed Mike's waist and said, "Let's see... size 36."

Mike laughed, "No, I've worn size 34 since I was 18 years old."

The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 34. It would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache."

Comments (7)add
0
...
written by fnjnjbj , April 08, 2008
vkvodkmbmb
report abuse
vote down
vote up
Votes: +0
0
...
written by Wb , April 16, 2008
Now that would suck lol
report abuse
vote down
vote up
Votes: +0
0
...
written by jordan riches , May 06, 2008
sick joke lol love ubabe smilies/smiley.gif smilies/wink.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/angry.gif smilies/sad.gif smilies/shocked.gif smilies/cool.gif smilies/tongue.gif :- smilies/kiss.gif smilies/cry.gif
report abuse
vote down
vote up
Votes: +1
0
...
written by blah blah blah , May 13, 2008
that was heaps funny
report abuse
vote down
vote up
Votes: +1
0
...
written by jeff , May 21, 2008
pretty damn funny
report abuse
vote down
vote up
Votes: +0
0
...
written by Stfu , September 16, 2008
Wow..........
report abuse
vote down
vote up
Votes: +0
0
...
written by kris , December 12, 2008
damn that would be some fuck shit??????
report abuse
vote down
vote up
Votes: +0
Write comment

busy