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Tom came home from the pub late one Friday evening stinking drunk, as he often did, and crept into bed beside his wife who was already asleep....
He gave a peck on the cheek and fell asleep. When he awoke he found a strange man standing at the end of his bed wearing a long flowing white robe. "Who the hell are you?" Demanded Brian, "and what are you doing in my bedroom?". The mysterious Man answered "This isn't your bedroom and I'm St Peter".
St Peter replied "Yes you can be reincarnated but there is a catch. We can only send you back as a dog or a hen." Brian was devastated, but knowing there was a farm not far from his house, he asked to be sent back as a hen.
A flash of light later he was covered in feathers and clucking around pecking the ground. "This ain't so bad" he thought until he felt this strange feeling welling up inside him.
The farmyard rooster strolled over and said "So you're the new hen,how are you enjoying your first day here?" "It's not so bad" replies Brian, "but I have this strange feeling inside like I'm about to explode". "You're ovulating" explained the rooster, "don't tell me you've never laid an egg before".
"Never" replies Brian
"Well just relax and let it happen"
And so he did and after a few uncomfortable seconds later, an egg pops out from under his tail. An immense feeling of relief swept over him and his emotions got the better of him as he experienced motherhood for the first time. When he laid his second egg, the feeling of happiness was overwhelming and he knew that being reincarnated as a hen was the best thing that ever happened to him... ever!!!
The joy kept coming and as he was just about to lay his third egg he felt an enormous smack on the back of his head and heard his wife shouting "Brian, wake up you drunken bas*ard, you're sh*tting the bed"
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written by Mercury , March 08, 2008
That is so totally crazy!!!!!!!!! 
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written by Dusty Bowls , March 11, 2008
Ha Ha thats funny
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written by lil_ tbird11 , March 12, 2008
now thats funny
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written by Kirby , March 12, 2008
...wow...that is nasty 
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written by maywweather , March 17, 2008
Dude I can't stop cracking up!!!
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written by Oh...wow , March 21, 2008
That was pretty good. But there is an error because in the first paragraph, the guy's name is Tom and then throughout the rest, they call him Brian.
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written by hahahahahahaha , March 31, 2008
omg that was so funny and his name did change from tom to brian
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and his name did change from tom to brian report abuse
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written by River , April 07, 2008
ha ha i forgot how to laugh 
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written by hannah montanna , June 07, 2008
I never heard anything funnier than that!!!!!!!!!!!! report abuse
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written by Stfu , September 16, 2008
Funny but gross, awesome move dude!
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