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Burglar
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Sunday, 27 January 2008 17:52
Burglar"Get this." said the English bloke to his mates, "Last night while I was down the pub with you guys, a burglar broke into my house....

"Did he get anything?" his mates asked.
"Yeah, a broken jaw, six teeth knocked out, and a pair of broken nuts.
The wife thought it was me coming home drunk."

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written by Forumokaz , January 29, 2008
wow, he was lucky that burglar was there
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written by twat , January 30, 2008
that's woman for ya lol smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/grin.gif
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written by Dave , February 08, 2008
lol
thats ok but not the best


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written by janet , February 12, 2008
what the hell is a bloke???
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written by lilmurphy , March 21, 2008
A bloke is another way of saying this guy
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written by iVi A S T 12 M I N D , October 28, 2008
hahahhahahhhahhahhahhahhahhahhahhahhahhahhahhahhahhahah
ahahahHAhhahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhahahahahahahhahahahah
THAT WAS funnnYyyyYYYY HOLY gaWD
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