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A guy goes to pick up his date for the evening. She's not ready yet, so he has to sit in the living room with her parents....
He has a bad case of gas and really needs to relieve some pressure.
Then, the family dog jumps up on the couch next to him. He decides that he can let a little fart out and if anyone notices they will think that the dog did it.
He farts, and the woman yells, "Spot, get down from there." The guy thinks, "Great, they think the dog did it." He releases another fart, and the woman again yells for the dog to get down. This goes on for a couple more farts.
Finally the woman yells, "Dammit Spot, get down before he shits on you."
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written by anequa , December 30, 2007
you stink and you are ugly yo jokes stink.
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written by YOUR GIRLFRIENDS BOYFRIEND , January 07, 2008
ROTFL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA(BREATHE, BREATHE) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (OW, MY HEAD) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BLOOD ON THE FLOOR FROM ME HITTING IT ON THE FLOOR)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (SMASH! WINDOW BREAKS) HAHAHAHAWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! FALL 72 STORYS FROM OFFICE) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SPLAT!!! 
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written by Your girlfriend's boyfriend , January 15, 2008
......still funny..... uuuhhhgggg!!!! (ambulance crashes) (burts into flames) hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaGGGGGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
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written by ArianaKai , January 24, 2008
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!! 
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written by YOUR GIRLFRIENDS BOY FRIEND , February 04, 2008
HAHAHAHA HEHEHEHEHEHE 
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA STIPID DOG
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* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA STIPID DOG report abuse
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written by rasin and lew , February 20, 2008
:- :- :- :- 
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written by fghjg , March 06, 2008
hahaaahahahah that really wasnt funny
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written by Derek Johnston , March 14, 2008
that was good
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written by nielza , March 17, 2008
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahah
ahahahhahhahahahahhaahahahahahahhaahhahhhhahahhahhhahhh
ahahhaahhaahhahahahhahhah great job
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ahahahhahhahahahahhaahahahahahahhaahhahhhhahahhahhhahhh
ahahhaahhaahhahahahhahhah great job
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written by s*xy old woman , March 19, 2008
lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
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written by Oh...wow , March 22, 2008
that was funny... the only one of these jokes I actually laughed at
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written by Some one u dont know , April 27, 2008
haha thats a good one
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