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Peter went on a vacation to the Middle East with most of his family
including his mother-in-law....
During their vacation and while they were visiting Jerusalem.Peter's mother-in-law died.
With the death certificate in hand, Peter went to the American Consulate Office to make arrangements to send the body back to the States for proper burial.
The Consul, after hearing of the death of the mother-in-law told Peter that the sending of a body back to the States for burial is very, very expensive. It could cost as much as $5,000.00.
The Consul continues, in most cases the person responsible for the remains normally decides to bury the body here. This would only cost $150.00.
Peter thinks for some time and answers, "I don't care how much it will cost to send the body back; that's what I want to do," The Consul, after hearing this, says "You must have loved your mother-in-law very much considering the difference in price."
"No, it's not that," says Peter. "You see, I know of a case many years ago of a person that was buried here in Jerusalem. On the third day he arose from the dead! I just can't take that chance."
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written by That Guy , November 28, 2007
Someone knows Christianity well enough.
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written by emo chik 091 , January 11, 2008
lol ok so do u
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written by Your girlfriend's boyfriend , January 15, 2008
a chance not wasted...
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written by chetta , January 25, 2008
do u 2 check the jokes again to see if the other person responded to your comment or something?
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written by your girlfriends boyfriend , January 29, 2008
who, me, checking twice? NEVER
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written by lastonthetrain , February 06, 2008
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