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A man is down on his luck and he decides to takes his last $500 and goes to Las Vegas....
Overnight, he has a fantastic run of luck. He stumbles out of the casino and finds a pay phone. He calls his wife and says, "Honey, pack your bags. I just won over a million dollars in Vegas."
His wife say, "That's wonderful. What should I pack for...Europe, the Carribean?"
He says, "I don't care, just be gone when I get home."
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written by watever , December 01, 2007
THIS IS VERY FUNNY
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written by LANGUAGE POLICE , December 11, 2007
AAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH! 
WHAT IDIOT WOULD LAFF AT THAT! SHEESH,PEOPLE! WHO COMES UP WITH THIS CRUD ANYWAY?!?!
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WHAT IDIOT WOULD LAFF AT THAT! SHEESH,PEOPLE! WHO COMES UP WITH THIS CRUD ANYWAY?!?! report abuse
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written by bubble s , January 07, 2008
(ya right on) women suck 
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written by YOUR GIRLFRIENDS BOYFRIEND , January 07, 2008
PROBABLY YOU, OFFICER 
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written by M,o,u,s,e , January 07, 2008
aww thats horrible man!
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written by monkiezrule , January 13, 2008
funny funny funny! 
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written by Your girlfriend's boyfriend , January 15, 2008
ha!! no more EMO CHIK!! I have won the war!!!
mean joke.... very cruel
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mean joke.... very cruel
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written by chetta , January 25, 2008
ur fat and u hav no boyfriend
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written by your girlfriends boyfriend , January 29, 2008
you are right, chetta, I don't have a boyfriend, only 2 girlfriends, and i definately aren't fat. I work out on a treadmill for ages daily
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written by Oh...wow , March 22, 2008
oooh a treadmill well isn't that manly... your girlfriends are probably like your cousins or fat chicks or something
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written by River , April 07, 2008
you are all idiots, it is only stupid men who would laugh at that.
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written by lucy95 , April 25, 2008
makes me never want to get married
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written by koketa , May 16, 2008
this is funnnny hhahahahhaha nice!!!!
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