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Compliments from a Husband
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Thursday, 23 August 2007 14:36
Compliments from a Husband A man was just coming out of anesthesia after a series of tests in the hospital, and his wife was sitting at his bedside....

His eyes fluttered open, and he murmured, "You're beautiful."

Flattered, the wife continued her vigil while he drifted back to sleep.

Later, her husband woke up and said, "You're cute."

Startled, she asked him, "What happened to 'beautiful?'"

"The drugs are wearing off," he replied.

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written by I laid yo momma and she , September 27, 2007
i loved it!
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written by Jane L. , October 21, 2007
and maybe after that He'll say "Your beautifully ugly" smilies/grin.gif
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written by brittany holland said: , January 11, 2008
not funny come up with more please??
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written by Your girlfriend's boyfriend , January 15, 2008
u guyz hav no sense of humor... make a joke about it instead of being critical
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written by Samuel 13 , January 29, 2008
yea, i agree, your girlfriend's boyfriend
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written by paycheck grabber , April 20, 2008
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm......it was ok.....I guess
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