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Superball Fever
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Sunday, 12 August 2007 14:47
Superball FeverA guy named Mike receives a free ticket to the Superbowl from his company....

Unfortunately, when Mike arrives at the stadium he realizes the seat is in the last row in the corner of the stadium -- he is closer to the Goodyear Blimp than the field.

About halfway through the first quarter, Mike notices an empty seat 10 rows off the field right on the 50 yard line. He decides to take a chance and makes his way through the stadium and around the security guards to the empty seat.

As he sits down, he asks the gentleman sitting next to him, "Excuse me, is anyone sitting here?" The man says no.

Now, very excited to be in such a great seat for the game, Mike again inquires of the man next to him, "This is incredible! Who in their right mind would have a seat like this at the Superbowl and not use it?" The man replies, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me, I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Superbowl we haven't been to together since we got married in 1967."

"Well, that's really sad," says Mike, "but still, couldn't you find someone to take the seat? A relative or a close friend?"

"No," the man replies, "they're all at the funeral."

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written by daza18 , August 13, 2007
thats a rele gud joke
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written by daz , August 14, 2007
thats a funny joke but ratty at the same time but still funny smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/cheesy.gif
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written by PHAT-T , August 16, 2007
THAT WAS FUNNY

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written by pickles101 , October 27, 2007
dat wuz an ok joke!!
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written by monkiezrule , January 13, 2008
not bad...i guess
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written by chetta , January 27, 2008
that joke didn't really hit me
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written by bub , May 02, 2008
ok not the best if read


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written by smart-ass , May 06, 2008
ha. those dumbasses are missing a great game, unless Bill Belichick is there smilies/grin.gif
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