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Going Out
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Thursday, 12 July 2007 14:41
Going OutA man and woman sat down in their living room and the man said, ''I'm going down to the pub for some beer, so put your coat on.''....

The woman replied, ''Oh, sweetie, why? Are you taking me with you?''

The man replied, ''No, I'm turning the heat off.''
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written by Sharrakor , July 16, 2007
What? This doesn't make sense...

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written by Wouldn'tYouLike2Know , July 16, 2007
Sharrakor, I think it has something to do with alcohol does something to the blood vessels when you consume enough. That in turn makes you feel like your about to burn to death even if it's 10 degrees outside.

My take on it is that, he was going to the pub to get drunk.
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written by WouldntYouLike2Know , July 23, 2007
hey jerk stop using my name
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written by Jane. Q. Public , July 24, 2007
You are both clueless. It may not be terribly funny, but the joke is just that he was being mean to his wife.
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written by funky monkey , August 13, 2007
omg stupid people the point of the joke is that the wife asked a stupid question so he said sumthin sarcastic....she's like y am i going wiff you? and he's like noooo i am just turning off the heat..**in his head** bitch wtf u R BLONDE arent you? are those blonde roots showinng?
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written by da boss say , August 27, 2007
i think all yall dumb i dont know what it means but it sounds dumb

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written by Baby Shortee , September 21, 2007
thats messed up...
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written by who cares , September 27, 2007
i dnt get it eithr......
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written by smart123 , September 28, 2007
none of you are correct! it means that hes going to the pub and that means he's wasting all his money so there isnt going to be enough for the heat.....my gosh you guys are dumb! smilies/cheesy.gif
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written by Only Jane has a brain the rest of you have shit for brains especially you SMART 123 , October 23, 2007
He is being mean to his wife as he will not allow her to have the heating on while he isn't home.
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written by I , November 18, 2007
smart123 is right
he pwn3d all of u
as 4 u "Only Jane has a brain the rest of you have shit for brains especially you SMART 123, ur just an idiot...
PWN3D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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written by turbo , December 02, 2007
kind of funney
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written by :) , January 24, 2008
that's stupid
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