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Do Not Lie
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Tuesday, 12 June 2007 14:20
Do Not LieThree men were waiting at Heaven's Gate. St. Peter says, "OK, guys, pretty much anything goes up here, but whatever you do, never lie, or you will spend the rest of eternity with the ugliest women in the universe."....

So they all agree and are admitted in. The first guy makes it a week before he lies about how rich he was on Earth. Bam! Right at his side appears the ugliest woman he had ever seen.

The second guy makes it another couple weeks before he lies about how smart he is. Bam! At his side appears the second ugliest woman in the universe.

So the first two guys are walking around with their monsters of women when they see their third friend walking with the hottest woman ever conceived by man. The first two guys say in unison, "How did you land with that babe when we get stuck with these nasty women?"

He nudges the babe and says, "Tell them." She says to the first two guys, "I lied."
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written by Maddie , June 19, 2007
Hahahahah! That is really funny! i like it smilies/grin.gif smilies/cry.gif smilies/kiss.gif smilies/cry.gif smilies/tongue.gif smilies/cool.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/smiley.gif smilies/wink.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/cool.gif smilies/tongue.gif smilies/kiss.gif smilies/cry.gif
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written by ali_95000 , June 27, 2007
like it

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written by ali_95000 , June 27, 2007
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written by pickles101 , October 27, 2007
dat is really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really
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written by What ever , October 30, 2007
Shut up Pickles 101
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written by ArianaKai , January 24, 2008
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! thats funny... smilies/grin.gif
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written by janet , February 13, 2008
is this another blonde joke??????
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written by kayla_w8 , February 27, 2008
i loved that joke- it was funny lol
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written by carlette , June 15, 2008
SO THAT MEANS HE IS UGLY OK HA HAH H AHH HHAA HAH AH smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/cheesy.gif VERY VERY VERY VERY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY
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