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Could Have Been Worse
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Monday, 22 January 2007 18:08
Could Have Been WorseFrank always looked on the bright side. He would constantly irritate his friends with his eternal optimism. No matter how horrible the circumstance, he would always reply, "It could have been worse." To cure him of his annoying habit, his friends decided to invent a situation so completely bad, so terrible, that even Frank could find no hope in it....

On the golf course one day, one of them said, "Frank, did you hear about Tom? He came home last night, found his wife in bed with another man, shot them both and then turned the gun on himself!"

"That`s awful," said Frank, "But it could have been worse."

"How in the hell," asked his bewildered friend, "Could it have been worse?"

"Well," replied Frank, "If it happened the night before, I`d be dead now!"
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written by *-amanda rose-* , February 28, 2007
hahahhahahahahahahah that was soooo funnny!!! lol smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/wink.gifI really like that one!
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written by Tinka , March 30, 2007
that was really good

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written by smartypantzz , May 27, 2007
awkward... cool joke

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written by carlette , June 15, 2008
I CANT BELIVE HE WAS FOOLING AROUND WITH HIS FRIENDS WIFE
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