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A man is sitting on his front stoop staring morosely at the ground when his neighbor strolls over. The neighbor tries to start a conversation several times, but the older man barely responds.
"Well," the man says, "I ran afoul of one of those questions women ask. Now I'm in the doghouse."
"What kind of question?" the neighbor asks.
"My wife asked me if I would still love her when she was old, fat and ugly."
"That's easy," says the neighbor. "You just say, 'Of course I will'".
"Yeah," says the other man, "that's what I meant to say. But what came out was, 'Of course I do.'"
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written by Anthony , December 31, 2006
thats a good one 
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written by julie , January 06, 2007
haha that was funny yet sad
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written by Nicole , January 13, 2007
HAhA Thats a great one lol
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written by britt britt , January 13, 2007
haha ouch 
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written by Gumble Joy , January 14, 2007
Grr I was the wife! report abuse
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written by bria , January 15, 2007
the lady should dump him like rigt now
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written by digydogg , January 22, 2007
thats a gut splitting joke
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written by Mehak [Mc.Zee] , January 24, 2007
An Extremely Tickling Joke That Could Make A Boring Person Like Me Laugh.
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written by f u c k k k k , January 31, 2007
that was clever, but not funny, cuz that sucked big bal l l s
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written by dizzzl , February 01, 2007
thats some funny stuff hahah :-
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written by jimbob blogs , February 03, 2007
That was rubbish it made no sence ??????????? Or is it me?????????????????????????????????????????????????
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written by holy f**k i finally got it , February 03, 2007
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written by yooo mrs. , February 03, 2007
this joke was the worst i ever read
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written by misfits , February 04, 2007
that was an awesome joke
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written by ASHLEY MARIE ROBERTS 1-702-845-8333 , February 09, 2007
I DNT GET IT. CALL ME TWO EXPLAIN.
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written by Pedefile , February 10, 2007
THT WAS COMPLETELY S H I T!!! DIDNT EVEN NEARLY MAKE ME LAUGH, ABSOLOUTE P I S S!!!!!!
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written by pimp master 9 , February 14, 2007
wat a loser :- :- :-
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written by Pamantha , February 14, 2007
i laughed it was great! :-
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written by nik , February 15, 2007
your an idiot if you dont under stand it, i understood it and i am 10 years old
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written by davey havok sucksss , February 15, 2007
stupid
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written by tylor , February 16, 2007
that was okay. but i didnt laugh.
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written by Koji- , February 19, 2007
that was a dumb joke
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written by eunice , February 22, 2007
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written by me , February 22, 2007
lololollolololooc that was so funny
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written by Magtail , February 26, 2007
i don't get it. :-
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written by Breah , February 27, 2007
that was agood one!!yet i also feel bad but it was also very easy to understand
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written by crapbag , March 03, 2007
hahaha it was so great :-
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written by ty_sharee , March 04, 2007
i thoght it was funy
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written by Cookie , March 23, 2007
Thjat is flippin funny! report abuse
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written by oscar mayer , March 24, 2007
that wasn't THAT funny.....it only made me chuckel report abuse
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written by Hello World , April 07, 2007
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written by ANNI , April 09, 2007
DAT WAZ O.K BUT IT WASN'T DAT FUNNY
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written by P.J. , April 11, 2007
Bria is seriously HOT!!! and this joke was ok
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written by juanterrious , April 18, 2007
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written by abi4billy , April 19, 2007
wtf. i get it but it waznt DAT funi
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written by abi4billy , April 19, 2007
it was funi 4 like a second report abuse
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written by master , April 21, 2007
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written by lily , April 27, 2007
wow...i didn't laugh, but i get the joke..for those of you that don't get it....read the joke again, pay attention to the first paragragh...yeah
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written by Ballin , April 30, 2007
Some one help me i didnt get it
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written by ssssssssssssss , April 30, 2007
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written by Play Girl! , May 02, 2007
It was cool,yet not that funy!! :-
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written by Zeke , May 05, 2007
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written by koko , May 07, 2007
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written by shake that bubble butt , May 09, 2007
i like spaghetti
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written by Balller , May 13, 2007
that was a great joke
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written by Kayla , May 18, 2007
:- I loved this joke and it was funny but it hurt my moms feelings report abuse
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written by bobbbby boy , May 19, 2007
man that would suck burn on that guy
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burn on that guy report abuse
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written by bobbbby boy , May 19, 2007
wiwiwiwiwiwiwiwiii good stuff man
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written by tay tay , May 22, 2007
dat wasnt dat funny but it waz cool......
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written by cj , May 22, 2007
it was frecoking hilarious
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written by KrIstEnn , May 24, 2007
that was funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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written by your mom , May 27, 2007
thats great... all of you who don't get it must be stupid jackasses
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written by Obbitwo , May 30, 2007
That was a pretty cool joke!
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written by hollie , May 31, 2007
omg lol dat woz funny imagine sayin that!
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written by jonnyboy , May 31, 2007
Thats a mean joke about women.
By the way, my mom is all the above
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written by jonnyboy , May 31, 2007
funny in a unfunny way
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written by thinymabob , June 02, 2007
dat waz sooooooooooo funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :- :-
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written by timtom , June 02, 2007
ROFL!!! THAT WUZ FUNNNNNYYYY
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written by ballin , June 04, 2007
all of you guys are REEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLYYYYYYY cool!
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written by That Guy , June 05, 2007
Women. So sensitive.
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written by Alexis Bieksa , June 07, 2007
OMG !! That is hilarious I laughed so hard i peed
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written by bella and claudz , June 09, 2007
wasnt that funny, but whoever didnt get it should really re think enroling in primary school.
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written by MUnkie , June 12, 2007
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.........THATS AWESUM!!!! :-
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written by richard walicki , June 14, 2007
i thinkl it is stupid
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written by chubbypolo , June 14, 2007
that was good and yes i got it and im 12 if you dont get it it is cos your dumb :-
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written by hottiewithabody** , June 15, 2007
I get it but its just not funny, no offence!!!
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written by Brianna D. , June 15, 2007
That was soooooooooooooooo dumb it made no sense at all!! :- :- :- :- :-
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written by sKaTer_bOi_7 , June 15, 2007
funny joke.....lol..
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written by emmy , June 16, 2007
it made perfect sense but it was soooooo old!!
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written by s*xYbeastRIGHThereRIGHTnow , June 18, 2007
NO OFFENSE... BUT THAT WAS LAME
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written by kjc , June 18, 2007
i compare that joke to napolean dynamite......................................... funny, but very stupid
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written by Emoni , June 20, 2007
That was just cold!! But i thot it was funny!!
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written by My name is not Shane , June 20, 2007
lol, cute.
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written by lory , June 23, 2007
omg that was funny but i would not go in hysterics ova it man god losers :- ; D
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written by jade , July 02, 2007
i didn't make sense of it report abuse
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written by shaneeka brown , July 07, 2007
that was very funny
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written by bo , July 07, 2007
that was worst than why did the chicke cross the road
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written by sonic the hedgehog , July 09, 2007
thats a good joke, and by the way, if your over 10 and dont get it, you're retarded,
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written by reika , July 22, 2007
ha ha ha, its funny but not that much
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written by jacko , August 05, 2007
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