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The devils offer
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Lawyer Jokes
Tuesday, 19 December 2006 19:00
The devils offerThe devil visited a lawyer's office and made him an offer. "I can arrange some things for you, " the devil said....

"I'll increase your income five-fold. Your partners will love you; your clients will respect you; you'll have four months of vacation each year and live to be a hundred. All I require in return is that your wife's soul, your children's souls, and their children's souls rot in hell for eternity."The lawyer thought for a moment. "So what's the catch?" he asked.
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written by austin , December 28, 2006
where are the jokes?

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written by I Kick He Ass , December 29, 2006
smilies/angry.gif I Kick He Ass
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written by police officer humphrys , January 24, 2007
i'll take the offer smilies/wink.gif smilies/tongue.gif
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written by me , December 14, 2007
sounds very much like my dad
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