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Middle of the night, middle of nowhere, two cars both slightly cross over the white line in the center of the road. They collide and a fair amount of damage is done, although neither is hurt....
It's impossible to assess blame for the accident on either however. They both get out. One is a doctor, one is a lawyer. The lawyer calls the police on his car phone; they'll be there in 20 minutes.
It's cold and damp, and both men are shaking up. The lawyer offers the doctor a drink of brandy from his hip flask, the doctor accepts, drinks and hands it back to the lawyer, who puts it away. "Aren't you going to have a drink?" the doctor asked. "AFTER the police get here," replies the lawyer.
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written by The Easter crew :) , April 09, 2007
Thats horrible!!!!!!!!!
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written by jade , April 17, 2007
aww i think thats reeeally mean 
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written by someone , April 19, 2007
smart lawyer 
poor docter 
still funny 
(at least its not true)
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poor docter still funny (at least its not true) report abuse
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written by shit happens to me , May 02, 2007
that was funny
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