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Lawyer Jokes
Sunday, 06 January 2008 17:56
HaircutA barber gave a haircut to a priest one day....

The priest tried to pay for the haircut but the barber refused saying, "I cannot accept money from you, for you are a good man - you do God's work."

The next morning the barber found a dozen bibles at the door to his shop.

A policeman came to the barber for a haircut, and again the barber refused payment saying, "I cannot accept money from you, for you are a good man - you protect the public."

The next morning the barber found a dozen doughnuts at the door to his shop.

A lawyer came to the barber for a haircut, and again the barber refused payment saying, "I cannot accept money from you, for you are a good man - you serve the justice system."

The next morning the barber found a dozen more lawyers waiting for a haircut.

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written by Dan , January 16, 2008
Now that is funny! smilies/grin.gif
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written by maka , January 18, 2008
shit
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written by kate , January 20, 2008
histerical!! smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/cheesy.gif
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written by sommeez , January 31, 2008
Not bad, But not really good. smilies/tongue.gif smilies/wink.gif smilies/angry.gif
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written by Dave , February 08, 2008
ok smilies/smiley.gif smilies/smiley.gif smilies/smiley.gif smilies/smiley.gif smilies/smiley.gif
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written by janet , February 13, 2008
true that
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written by Kirby , March 12, 2008
lol ok smilies/smiley.gif
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written by reeta , March 23, 2008
smilies/wink.gifya it was ok

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written by ok , March 31, 2008
that was ok
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written by hard to satisfy::::::::::: , April 08, 2008
NAHHHH!!!!!! I no Likey!!! smilies/sad.gif
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written by treehugger , April 26, 2008
lawers haha i get it good stuff
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