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Practicing Art
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Lawyer Jokes
Thursday, 06 December 2007 14:18
Practicing ArtIn a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly started massaging the back of the person in front of him....

Surprised, the man in front turned and snarled, "Just what the hell are you doing?"

"Well," said the guy, "you see, I'm a chiropractor and I could see that you were tense, so I had to massage your back. Sometimes I just can't help practicing my art!"

"That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard!" the guy replied. "I'm a lawyer. Do you see me screwing the guy in front of me?"

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written by That Guy , December 07, 2007
HAHAHA!!! smilies/grin.gif
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written by LANGUAGE POLICE , December 11, 2007
WIERDO! smilies/angry.gif
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written by Ertairiboo aka Ernie , December 19, 2007
that was the most stupidest joke eveeerrrrrrrrrrr.....
LAME!!!! smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/angry.gif smilies/angry.gif smilies/angry.gif smilies/smiley.gif smilies/smiley.gif smilies/smiley.gif smilies/tongue.gif smilies/tongue.gif smilies/tongue.gif smilies/cool.gif smilies/cool.gif smilies/cool.gif smilies/kiss.gif smilies/kiss.gif smilies/kiss.gif smilies/cry.gif smilies/cry.gif smilies/cry.gif smilies/cry.gif
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written by Your girlfriend's boyfriend , January 15, 2008
that was clever..
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written by chetta , January 25, 2008
no that wuz a really good joke
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written by Forumokaz , January 29, 2008
a lawyer finally realized thats all they do smilies/tongue.gif
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written by ur granma , February 12, 2008
lol dats good smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif
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written by Oh...wow , March 22, 2008
mmm... funny but not that funny
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