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Short Lawyer Jokes
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Lawyer Jokes
Wednesday, 04 July 2007 14:11
Short Lawyer Jokes
Selected list of Short Lawyer Jokes....

What is the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?
One is a scum sucking bottom dweller and the other is a fish!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?
A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?
A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
The bucket.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?
No? Good!
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?
Take your foot off his head.
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What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?
Not enough sand.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
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If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Attila the Hun, and a lawyer, and you have a gun with only two bullets, what do you do?
Shoot the lawyer twice.
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written by paxsim , August 06, 2007
oh.... i'm sorry was i supposed to laugh?.

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written by 1337133K , September 10, 2007
Funny. Mean, but funny. smilies/wink.gif
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written by ioannem , September 16, 2007
Just luv it. Been cheated by the lot enough times already.
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written by goofygoober101 , December 07, 2007
funny lol smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif
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written by so Who , January 21, 2008
Enough of the lawyer jokes. I mean it
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