Share this
Digg
Del.icio.us
Reddit
StumbleUpon
Slashdot
Furl
Yahoo
Technorati
Googlize this
Blinklist
Facebook
Wikio
Print
E-mail
Tags
An engineer died and was mistakenly sent to hell. Fairly quickly, he had redesigned the place....
Hell cooled down considerably thanks to the air conditioning he built and installed. The escalators and elevators worked just fine. Manual labor was quickly becoming a thing of the past.
God looked down one day and noticed all the changes. He called down to the devil to ask how these improvements came about.
The devil replied, "That engineer you sent me."
"What engineer? You're not supposed to have an engineer. Send him back up here in heaven!"
The devil's answer was simple... "No."
"If you don't send that engineer back right now, I'm going to be very angry. In fact, I'll sue you!"
The devil replies, "And . . . where are you going to get a lawyer in Heaven?"
Comments
(17)
written by mamaz boy , June 20, 2007
This is hilarious but my uncle wouldn't like this joke because he's a very famous lawyer!! 
Votes: +0
report abuse
vote down
vote up
written by sure , June 23, 2007
haha yah sure ur uncles a famous lawyer....
Votes: +0
report abuse
vote down
vote up
written by rakel , June 24, 2007
God. these lawyer jokes are old. But it is a cute one here. 
Votes: +0
report abuse
vote down
vote up
written by tb , June 26, 2007
it was ok ...not the best though report abuse
vote down
vote up
written by l:( , July 19, 2007
dont mess with a kid as a famus lawer as a unkle
Votes: +0
report abuse
vote down
vote up
written by =) , August 31, 2007
LMFAAAOOO THIS ISSS FUNNY!!! 
Votes: +0
report abuse
vote down
vote up
written by =) , August 31, 2007
lmfao, this jkzz funny!!
Votes: +0
report abuse
vote down
vote up
written by babes , September 07, 2007
YOUR UNLE IS JOHNY C?
Votes: +0
report abuse
vote down
vote up
written by baby , February 09, 2008
i seriously dont qet it
Votes: +0
report abuse
vote down
vote up
written by janet , February 13, 2008
seriously SHUT UP it was funny
Votes: +0
report abuse
vote down
vote up
