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Legal Despute
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Lawyer Jokes
Monday, 28 May 2007 14:11
Legal DesputeA Lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Sheriff's Deputy.He thinks that he is smarter than the Deputy because he is sure that he has a better education. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the deputy's expense....

Deputy says, "License and registration, please."
Lawyer says, "What for?"
Deputy says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign "
Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."
Deputy says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License and registration, please."
Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"
Deputy says, "The difference is, you have to come to a complete stop, thats the law. License and registration, please!"
Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration and you give me the ticket, if not you let me go and no ticket."

Deputy says, "Exit your vehicle, sir."
At this point, the Deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating the ever-loving crap out of the Lawyer and says: "DO YOU WANT ME TO STOP OR JUST SLOW DOWN?"
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written by RUBEN INOA , May 30, 2007
ON MY LAST APT.THEY KEEPING MY DEPOSIT AND CHARGING ME $700,00 FOR CIGARATTE SMOKE ON THE ELECTRICAL FIXTURES.I GUESS SOAP AND WATER IS TO MUCH WRK FOR THEM.TALK ABOUT CROOKS. I REFUSE TO PAY AND THEY SAID THEY WILL SEND TO COLLECTION HOW CAN I GET IT TO DESPUTE THIS.
SINCERLY
RUBEN
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written by Emu , July 06, 2007
hahaaha the lawyer got screwed!!!!
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written by funky monkey , August 13, 2007
tht was the most effin random thing ruben wtf smilies/angry.gif
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written by me , October 30, 2007
perfect i shall have to try that on my dad
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written by cops rule , February 16, 2008
Good One smilies/grin.gif
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