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Eating Grass
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Lawyer Jokes
Wednesday, 16 May 2007 12:32
Eating GrassOne afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the road side....

He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. He asked one of the men "Why are you eating the grass?" "We don't have money for food," the poor man replied.

"Oh, come along with me then," instructed the lawyer.

The man answered "But sir, I have a wife and two children!

"Bring them along" replied the lawyer. The lawyer turn to the other man and said, "Come with us."

"But sir, I have a wife and six children?" the second man answered.

"Bring them as well!" replied the lawyer as he headed for his limo. They all climbed into the limo.

Once underway, one of the poor fellows says "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."

The lawyer replied, "No problem. The grass at my house is almost a foot tall."
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written by bobby , May 21, 2007
this joke was so stupid
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written by craxyL , May 22, 2007
Funny ha ha mean rich kid
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written by tallyallyitha , May 25, 2007
that is so stupid and horrible!!!! smilies/shocked.gif
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written by p3rf3ct , June 01, 2007
funny hahaha mean lawyer smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif
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written by pookie!! , June 05, 2007
ummmm......no thats mean
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written by Ron Simmons , June 06, 2007
................................................DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN

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written by ArianaKai , January 24, 2008
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! syk... smilies/angry.gif
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