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A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues....
As he got out, a truck passed too close and completely tore the door off of the driver's side. The counselor immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and within minutes a policeman pulled up.
Before the officer had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically. His Lexus, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter what the body shop did to it.
When the lawyer finally wound down from his ranting and raving, the officer shook his head in disgust and disbelief.
"I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else."
"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.
The cop replied, "Don't you know that your left arm is missing from the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you."
"Ahhh!" screamed the lawyer. "Where's my Rolex!"
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written by That Guy , May 02, 2007
Darn! The truck driver missed the lawyer. 
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written by funny dude , May 07, 2007
i might be a lawyer when i grow up cuz i want to be rich 
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written by Anoumous , May 15, 2007
you could at least make him hit him!? report abuse
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written by HAHA GIRL , May 21, 2007
I THINK THAT LAWYERS ARE LIKE THAT BUT THEY DO MAKE LOTS OF MONEY... report abuse
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written by hollie , May 31, 2007
not as good as ones i've heard b4 :- 
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written by cristina , June 12, 2007
SHOULDA GONE FOR HIZ ASS WAT A SHAME
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written by Maddie , June 19, 2007
lawyers are mean i think that he deserved it
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written by Madmaxx24 , July 22, 2007
I thought that was pretty funny good job!!! report abuse
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written by funky monkey , August 13, 2007
1) OH NO THE ROLEX GO SAVE IT!!! 
2) maddie you think lawyers are mean? well who is it tht convicted that child molester who is it that sent that murderer to jail? not all lawyers are mean ok? ok......funny joke!!!
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2) maddie you think lawyers are mean? well who is it tht convicted that child molester who is it that sent that murderer to jail? not all lawyers are mean ok? ok......funny joke!!! report abuse
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