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Indecent Proposal
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Thursday, 18 January 2007 19:15
Indecent Proposal The train was travelling along when a beautiful young woman entered the compartment which was deserted except for a businessman reading his paper....

The man peered over his paper and asked "Would you let me kiss you for a dollar?" "Certainly not!" exclaimed the young woman, and the businessman returned to his paper.
A short while later he looked across again and said "Would you let me have kiss with you for a million dollars?"
After a brief pause, the woman replied "yes, I suppose I would." Again the man returned to his newspaper.
A few minutes later the man asked "Would you let me have kiss with you for five dollars?"
"Certainly not!" replied the young woman, getting angry now "What kind of girl do you take me for?" "We've already established that" replied the man, "We're just haggling over the price!"

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written by DIAMOND , May 06, 2007
yall some creeps
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written by money talks , July 10, 2007
thats funny

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written by sniper vat , March 03, 2008
eeeehhhhhhhhhhhhh not so good smilies/sad.gif
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written by oli belaoli , March 30, 2008
would u do it 4 $10 smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif
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