Entertainment Jokes Doctor Jokes I have bad and very bad news
A man runs into the vet's office carrying his dog, screaming for help. The vet rushes him back to an examination room and has him put his dog down on... Read more...A man walks into a doctors office. He says, "Doctor, I'm suffering from silent gas emissions.... Read more...A doctor and his nurse were having an affair. Shortly afterward, she told him that she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse... Read more...I recently picked a new primary care physician. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age.... Read more...Beautiful dresses at vicyc.com or buy nice looking Full Lace Wigs at dhgate.com
| I have bad and very bad news |
| Doctor Jokes | |||||
| Sunday, 15 October 2006 15:46 | |||||
|
Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news. Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first. Doctor: The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live. Patient: 24 hours! That's terrible! What could be worse? What's the very bad news? Doctor: I've been trying to reach you since yesterday. Comments
(0)
|
Share this
Digg
Del.icio.us
Reddit
StumbleUpon
Slashdot
Furl
Yahoo
Technorati
Googlize this
Blinklist
Facebook
Wikio
Print
E-mail
Tags