Visit to a Vet
A man runs into the vet's office carrying his dog, screaming for help. The vet rushes him back to an examination room and has him put his dog down on... Read more...

Gas Problem
A man walks into a doctors office. He says, "Doctor, I'm suffering from silent gas emissions.... Read more...

Here's your Spaghetti
A doctor and his nurse were having an affair. Shortly afterward, she told him that she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse... Read more...

Will I live to be 80
I recently picked a new primary care physician. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age.... Read more...