Entertainment Jokes Doctor Jokes I have good news and bad news
A man runs into the vet's office carrying his dog, screaming for help. The vet rushes him back to an examination room and has him put his dog down on... Read more...A man walks into a doctors office. He says, "Doctor, I'm suffering from silent gas emissions.... Read more...A doctor and his nurse were having an affair. Shortly afterward, she told him that she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse... Read more...I recently picked a new primary care physician. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age.... Read more...Beautiful dresses at vicyc.com or buy nice looking Full Lace Wigs at dhgate.com
| I have good news and bad news |
| Doctor Jokes | |||||
| Sunday, 25 June 2006 19:00 | |||||
|
|Patient: I'm in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: You've had an accident involving a bus.Patient: What happened?Doctor: Well, I've got some good news and some bad news. Which would you like to hear first?Patient: Give me the bad news first.Doctor: Your legs were injured so badly that we had to amputate both of them.Patient: That's terrible! What's the good news?Doctor: There's a guy in the next ward who made a very good offer on your slippers. Comments
(0)
|
Share this
Digg
Del.icio.us
Reddit
StumbleUpon
Slashdot
Furl
Yahoo
Technorati
Googlize this
Blinklist
Facebook
Wikio
Print
E-mail
Tags