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Gas Problem
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Doctor Jokes
Thursday, 06 March 2008 14:01
Gas ProblemA man walks into a doctors office. He says, "Doctor, I'm suffering from silent gas emissions....

All day at work, I have these silent gas emissions. Last night during a movie, I had 10 silent gas emissions. This morning in the car on the way to your office, I had five silent gas emissions. And while waiting in your waiting room I had three silent gas emissions. Right now, as a matter of fact, I've just had two more."

The doctor replied, "Well, the first thing we're going to do is to check your hearing!"

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written by Dusty Bowls , March 11, 2008
Ha Ha they wernt silent smilies/grin.gif
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written by waterver , March 11, 2008
HA HA smilies/smiley.gif smilies/wink.gif smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/angry.gif smilies/sad.gif smilies/shocked.gif smilies/cool.gif smilies/tongue.gif :- smilies/kiss.gif smilies/cry.gif
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written by oqwopo , March 11, 2008
???? i dont get it. lol???
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written by baby j , March 18, 2008
init dusty dey wernt silent lmao smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/wink.gif
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written by trippin" , March 19, 2008
baby j, wat a hoe
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written by s*xy old woman , March 19, 2008
i love u baby j
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written by Oh...wow , March 21, 2008
that was... funny
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written by dj , April 10, 2008
ok u must be the funniest guy in the herd lol
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written by 9 , April 12, 2008
i don't get it????? smilies/cry.gif
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written by Stupid shit , June 02, 2008
that was retarded too original
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written by dave , October 08, 2008
that was really good! smilies/cheesy.gif
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