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A blonde, a brunette, a movie star, the pope, and a pilot were on a plane. The plane was going down fast, and there were only four parachutes for all five of them....
The pilot took one and jumped, then the movie star took one and jumped, and then the blonde took one and jumped. The pope told the brunette to take the last one. The brunette said, "There are still 2 parachutes left! The blonde took my backpack!"
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written by i could tell you but then id have to kill you.....jk , November 01, 2007
didnt see that comin
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written by me , December 17, 2007
old old old old old old oldedy old 
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written by emo chik 091 , January 11, 2008
wat doz imao mean??
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written by Your girlfriend's boyfriend , January 15, 2008
DUNNO.. ONE THING WE AGREE ON.... THAT IS ALSO A 'SELFISH PRESIDENT' JOKE
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written by your girlfriends boyfriend's girlfriend , January 29, 2008
lol, like, a totally awesome joke
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written by your girlfriends boyfriend , January 29, 2008
HEY!!! you stole my username!!
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written by your girlfriends boyfriend's girlfriend , January 29, 2008
it's not exactly!
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written by your girlfriends boyfriend , January 29, 2008
, well, the IDEA has been stolen!
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written by your girlfriends boyfriend , January 29, 2008
Call me, hottie
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written by your girlfriends boyfriend's girlfriend , January 29, 2008
OK fine then, please respect me
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written by your girlfriends boyfriend , January 29, 2008
fine then, i'll change my username to Samuel 13 then
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written by Samuel 13 , January 29, 2008
there you go, are you happy now, bloodsuckers?
anyway, good joke
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anyway, good joke
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written by bebe , January 30, 2008
wow... you guys are more entertaining than the joke... lol
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written by janet , February 14, 2008
that was a good one
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written by muhamed , March 27, 2008
best 1 ive seen on the website n im english
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written by anntonette, , May 09, 2008
Interesting, im british. 
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written by xXxXxXx , July 08, 2008
ez jke z sooooo old n borin!!!!
dey were al gud az far az ere!!!
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dey were al gud az far az ere!!!
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written by Stfu , September 16, 2008
Emo chik 091, lmao means, Laugh my ass off.... And you 2 "lovers" are more entertaining than the joke.... GET A ROOM!
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