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A blonde goes for a job interview
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Blonde Jokes
Sunday, 22 October 2006 19:00
A blonde goes for a job interviewA blonde goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer decides to start with the basics.'So, Miss, can you tell us your age, please?'....
The blonde counts carefully on her fingers forabout 30 seconds before replying, 'Ehhhh .. 22!'

The interviewer tries another straightforward one to break the ice. 'And can you tell us your height, please?'
The young lady stands up and produces a measuring tape from her handbag. She then traps one endunder her foot and extends the tape to the top ofher head. She checks the measurement and announces,'Five foot two!'

This isn't looking good so the interviewer goes for the real basics. 'And uhh, just to confirm for our records, your name please?' The blonde bobs her head from side to side for about twenty seconds, mouthing something silently to herself, before replying, 'Mandy!'

The interviewer is completely baffled at this stage, so he asks, 'Just out of curiosity, Miss. We can understandyour counting on your fingers to work out your age, and the measuring tape for your height is obvious, but what were you doing when we asked you your name?' 'Ohh that!', replies the blonde, 'That's just me running through 'Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you....''
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written by awwww jess and LO , January 18, 2007
awwww Mandy!
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written by ashley , February 13, 2007
you guy's talk about blonde's too much
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written by Ray Umphlett , February 14, 2007
Cool Joke!
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written by The one and only , March 06, 2007
smilies/grin.gif thats was hilarious
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written by Nesha , March 26, 2007
so she forgot her name smilies/cool.gifhow smart smilies/angry.gif smilies/angry.gif
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written by kAz , March 27, 2007
tht joke is crap i9 didnt get at all and i'm a natural blonde so shut up with the blonde jokes smilies/angry.gif smilies/angry.gif
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written by lost , May 02, 2007
rubbish








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written by Tab and Whit , May 23, 2007
We dont get it it sucks smilies/sad.gif smilies/sad.gif
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written by mandy , May 30, 2007
shut up u guys

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written by jmh27 , June 01, 2007
i know a blonde who's done that before. sad story.
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written by wefhwefnhwefnwejkhfwjk jrhjkqjdejfuehfuiwhjeui , June 15, 2007
dont get so angry at blond jokes 1: its just a joke no one ever calls you as a person stupid
2: for christ sake if you didnt get the joke its because your blond lol>>..
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written by Sk8tr , June 26, 2007
Poor girl is so lost
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written by ya mum , September 20, 2007
thats sooooooooooooo blonde
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written by Kev luvs kierra , January 23, 2008
thats retaurded
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written by boba9132455 , January 31, 2008
hehehe smilies/smiley.gif
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