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A blonde decided that she was tired of her empty life...
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Blonde Jokes
Sunday, 25 June 2006 19:00

A blonde decided that she was tired of her empty life. She cut her hair and dyed it brown, and set off for a drive. She wanted to do random acts of kindness to see if it would change her life. While driving through the countryside, she came across a farmer who was trying to get his sheep across the road. She stopped her car and waved the farmer across, thinking this would be her first good deed. After the sheep had all crossed, the blonde said to the farmer, "your sheep are so cute. If I guess how many there are, could I have one."The farmer thought it impossible and told the blonde it was okay. "637", said the blonde. The farmer was amazed that the blonde had guessed the exact number, but lived up to his bargain. "I'll take that feisty one over there", said the blonde. Then the farmer said to the blonde, "Okay, now if I guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?
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written by Amy from America , February 26, 2007
i finally got it

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written by leni , March 21, 2007
funnier than the last one smilies/wink.gif
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written by bri , March 21, 2007
its alright. smilies/wink.gif smilies/wink.gif smilies/smiley.gif smilies/wink.gif smilies/wink.gif
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written by Nesha , March 26, 2007
that was so funny smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/cheesy.gif
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written by Bitch , April 08, 2007
THat was pretty damn funny
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written by muby , April 17, 2007
funyyy man lolzzzzzz smilies/grin.gif
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written by lovecow , May 30, 2007
lol wow that wasn't even funny like at all lol hahahahahhahahah it wasn't funny ahahhahahha

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written by dude , June 16, 2007
bettr than the other one! smilies/smiley.gif smilies/smiley.gif
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written by sun kissedx39 , September 23, 2007
that was a funny one!!! smilies/cool.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/cool.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/cheesy.gif
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written by MILKATRAZ , September 29, 2007
ha thats fuuuuny
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written by BRENDON JOHN , November 26, 2007
HAHA THATS ACTUALY FUNNY

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written by amy is a blonde , January 13, 2008
lol funny!
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written by ellie , February 13, 2008
that was exelent i laughed so much i fell down the stairs it was just hilarious
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written by dumb ass hot blond , April 20, 2008
it aint that funny how do gay gangsters do a drive by they drive a pink car down the road throwin skittles at ppl yellin thats rite bitch taste the rainbow

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written by franko95 , April 22, 2008
took a while but okay

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written by Jose from America , May 15, 2008
Ha Ha Ha smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif
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written by jjmonkeychic , May 16, 2008
Thta was a good one, pretty funny
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written by M! , October 03, 2008
ha ha i get it!!!
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