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Blonde weighs baby
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Sunday, 25 June 2006 19:00

At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the baby she held in her arms. The clerk explained that the device was out for repairs, but said that she would figure the infant's weight by weighing the woman and baby together on the adult scale, then weighing the mother alone and subtracting the second amount from the first. "That won't work," countered the woman. "I'm not the mother, I'm the aunt."
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written by .your mom , February 01, 2007
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written by nigga boi , April 13, 2007
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written by muby , April 17, 2007
emmmmmm wats tht alll abt

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written by Baby Girl , November 06, 2007
what the hell?

if it was worded differently
maybe it would have been funny!!

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written by ArianaKai , January 22, 2008
oooooooh... i get it! smilies/cheesy.gif
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written by cristian , February 15, 2008
your a total b*tch
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