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Stuck In The Hotel
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Blonde Jokes
Sunday, 04 May 2008 18:16
Stuck In The HotelAn airline captain was helping a new blonde flight attendant prepare for her first overnight trip....

Upon their arrival, the captain showed the flight attendant the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.

The next morning as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up to ask what happened to her.

She answered the phone, crying, and said, "I can't get out of the room!"

"You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked. "Why not?"

She replied, "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"

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written by smart-ass , May 06, 2008
ha ha dumb blonde bitch
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written by sindeed , May 07, 2008
smilies/smiley.gifvery good

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written by He He He Devilish , May 10, 2008
smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/sad.gif Sooo Ive actually been stuck in a hotel room because of that stupid sign
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written by Carly S. , May 10, 2008
stupid retard!
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written by benzothajuggalo , May 17, 2008
tteeehheee
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written by benzothajuggalo , May 28, 2008
im atcally really stupid i cant read
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written by im blonde! , September 25, 2008
lmao i love it even tho im blonde its still incredibly awesome
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written by booty meat , October 08, 2008
that shit was dunb!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! try again!!!!!!!!!!!!......................~~~~~~~~~~~~~~again~~~~~~~~~~~~~and again~~~~~~~~~...........................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! smilies/angry.gif smilies/angry.gif smilies/angry.gif smilies/angry.gif smilies/angry.gif smilies/angry.gif smilies/angry.gif
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written by o.O , October 19, 2008
LOL... funny xD
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