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An exhausted looking blonde dragged herself in to the doctor's office....
"Doctor, there are dogs all over my neighborhood. They bark all day and all night, and I can't get a wink of sleep."
"I have good news for you," the doctor answered, rummaging through a drawer full of sample medications. "Here are some new sleeping pills that work like a dream. A few of these and your trouble will be over."
"Great," the blonde answered, "I'll try anything. Let's give it a shot."
A few weeks later the blonde returned, looking worse than ever. "Doc, your plan is no good. I'm more tired than before!"
"I don't understand how that could be", said the doctor, shaking his head. "Those are the strongest pills on the market!"
"That may be true," answered the blonde wearily, "but I'm still up all night chasing those dogs and when I finally catch one it's hard getting him to swallow the pill!"
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written by Baron Of Saardollowman , February 18, 2008
Its very dangerous to perscribe drugs to blondes anyway
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written by AmyLee88 , February 20, 2008
That blonde girl is stupid
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written by Caboose , February 20, 2008
This joke is FUNNY!!!! 
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written by vi_cuttiepie , February 22, 2008
she needs help she is so lost upstairs in her brain
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written by AlGeeh , February 27, 2008
I as a doctor am dedicating my life to discovering an instant cleverness pill for Blondes!!! 
Who's funding me on that??? 
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Who's funding me on that???
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written by austin5656 54 6 , March 04, 2008
i think that the blonde needs to go back kindergarten
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written by JamesB , March 04, 2008
Arent there some very strange comments put up...some funny some plain weird.
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written by Oh...wow , March 21, 2008
wow... blondes are dumb... well that one was nyway
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written by YOur Gay , April 08, 2008
Greatest Blonde joke ever
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