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Blonde Jokes
Tuesday, 15 January 2008 16:51
Cook BookFunny Collection of Blonde Cook Book....


MONDAY:
It's fun to cook for Bob. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls.

TUESDAY:
Bob wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve without dressing. So I didn't dress. What a surprise when Bob brought a friend home for supper.

WEDNESDAY:
A good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the rice. It seemed kinda of silly but I took a bath. I can't say it improved the rice any.

THURSDAY:
Today Bob asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe. It said prepare ingredients, then toss on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving. Which is what led up to Bob asking me why I was rolling around in the garden.

FRIDAY:
I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put all ingredients in bowl and beat it. There must have been something wrong with this recipe. When I got back, everything was the same as when I left.

SATURDAY:
Bob did the shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress it for Sunday (oh boy). For some reason Bob keeps counting to ten.

SUNDAY:
Bob's folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve roast. All I could find was hamburger. Suddenly I had a flash of genius. I put the hamburger in the oven and set the controls for roast. It still came out hamburger, much to my disappointment.

GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARY.
This has been a very exciting week. I am eager for tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe on Bob. If we could just get a bigger oven, I would like to surprise him with Chocolate Moose.

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written by maka , January 18, 2008
really godd made me laff smilies/grin.gif
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written by hotty , January 21, 2008
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL so funny smilies/smiley.gif smilies/grin.gif
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written by ArianaKai , January 22, 2008
thats soooo funny! smilies/cheesy.gif
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written by Anosh , January 23, 2008
haha..it's funny.. smilies/smiley.gif
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written by Forumokaz , January 29, 2008
I dont get the "he keeps counting to 10" thing, other than that, it was all funny
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written by your girlfriends boyfriend , January 29, 2008
I know, wat the hell, but otherwise: hahahahahhaa
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written by dfghsrth , February 07, 2008
crap smilies/angry.gif smilies/sad.gif smilies/shocked.gif smilies/cry.gif
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written by janet , February 13, 2008
lame lame lame
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written by Baron Of Saardollowman , February 24, 2008
I don't get thursday
friday
or saturday
But otherwise its pretty funny
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written by someone , March 16, 2008
joke died on tuwesday Bob should have on sunday
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written by Wb , April 16, 2008
lol smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/smiley.gif
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written by lol , December 22, 2008
old, but funny
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written by LOlz , April 25, 2009
the he keeps counting to 10 means he is calming himself down and it isnt working like 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 lol thats what it means
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