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Two blondes meet in Heaven. "How did you die?", the first one asks."Oh! I died in a freezer," the second blonde replied." So how did you die?" The second blonde asks....
"Well, I suspected my husband was having an affair, so one day when I came home early from work, I looked all over the house, trying to look for the other woman because I saw that my husband was naked. When I coming upstairs from searching the basement, I slipped and broke my neck. I never got to find that woman," replied the first blonde.
The second blonde then says, "If only you looked in the freezer, maybe we both might still have been alive!"
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written by yomama , August 08, 2007
i wish i looked in the freezer.. 
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written by namee , August 10, 2007
never dare to look in the freezer 
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written by funky monkey , August 13, 2007
wow i am the second comment still funky yo munkey 
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written by tiff , August 18, 2007
funi. u people r random
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written by micheal jackson x , December 30, 2007
i hide my kids in the freezer -- they dont strrugle as much wen there dead !!!!!!!!!!!!!
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written by emo chik 091 , January 11, 2008
lol michael jakson sux!! im blonde and i didn't find the girl in the frezer......
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written by chetta , January 27, 2008
ahhh damn i forgot to wipe me glutes
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written by kayla_w8 , March 04, 2008
lol that was hilarious!!!!
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written by redneck 701 , March 15, 2008
if i ever find you ppl ima shoot you with my shotgun
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written by paycheck grabber , April 20, 2008
HA! that was a good one!
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written by Willy Wonka , April 21, 2008
That was pretty good. RedNeck come shoot me if u can!
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