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Magic forest
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Blonde Jokes
Wednesday, 27 June 2007 15:34
Magic forestThree girls are walking in a magical forest. Suddenly, a witch comes out of the woods, and tells them:....

"Each of you has to say one good thing about herself. If you lie, i will make you disappear!".

The first girl, a brunette, says:
"I think I am a very kind and toughtfull person".
*Pooph*- she disappears.

The second girl, red-haired, says:
"I think i am very sexy".
*Pooph*- she also disappears.

The third girl, a blonde, says:
"Well, I think..."
*Pooph*- she is gone...
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written by Nathan balderstone , July 02, 2007
smilies/angry.gifAbsolutley rubbish

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written by Wouldn'tYouLike2Know , July 16, 2007
If it's absolute rubbish, don't read! smilies/tongue.gif smilies/tongue.gif smilies/tongue.gif smilies/grin.gif
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written by paxsim , August 06, 2007
Nathan's obviously blond
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written by funky monkey , August 13, 2007
paxsim i get wat ur sayin but u must be blondE bcuz it is spelled BLONDE wiff an e
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written by Meteora , August 21, 2007
Actually, it can be spelled both ways. With or without an E.

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/blonde

if you dont believe me, look in the dictionary.

P.S...IM BLONDE


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written by Kaykii , November 06, 2007
I'M blonde and I'm the smartest one in my class!! NOW WHAT?!? smilies/wink.giflol but really, why do people say we are dumb? like jeez..... yeah....
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written by Chain rangler , November 07, 2007
your alldum stop bickering and i a brunette
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written by ArianaKai , January 24, 2008
im blonde... and im really smart... (runs away crying) WAAAH! U HURT MY FEELINGS!!!
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written by Forumokaz , January 29, 2008
im blonde.... but also a boy, that might make a difference, oh, plus i get A's and B's
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written by yomo lo do , March 20, 2008
heard it before but it waz a talking mirror this stunk
compared to the magic miror one
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