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Blonde Painter
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Blonde Jokes
Saturday, 27 January 2007 15:46
Blonde PainterThis blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house....

The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand.

Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the same time.

He goes over and asks her if she is OK. She replies yes.

He asks what she is doing.

She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the house.

He then asks her why she has a ski jacket over her fur coat.

She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and they said....

FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS.

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written by EMO KID , January 29, 2007
DUDE THAT IS REALLY FUNNY EVEN THOUGH i AM A BLONDE

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written by kb & jm , January 31, 2007
yeah thats some pretty funny stuff!
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written by .your mom said say commented yelled , February 01, 2007
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written by creature , February 01, 2007
wat a dumb blond thats hilarious smilies/cheesy.gif
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written by Woot, Woot , February 06, 2007
that is pretty funny
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written by shortie , March 09, 2007
that is funny as hell omg
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written by Cara , March 23, 2007
That is dumb even though I am a blonde
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written by medzy , March 30, 2007
that so good and funny
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written by Chipawa , May 23, 2007
that joke sucks...how could you think that was funny
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written by MILKATRAZ , September 29, 2007
ha f.u.n.n.y smilies/wink.gif
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written by redneck 701 , March 14, 2008
how can you be an emo and a blonde at the same time???

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written by k , April 09, 2008
i heard it b4 it is dumb

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written by Powerful Moja , June 13, 2008
Lol this is one joke I love completely... I think it would be simpler if the blode lived in antartica
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written by FROM B.C AND B.D , December 08, 2008
THAT WAS KINDA STUPID

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