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Blonde quickies.
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Blonde Jokes
Monday, 21 August 2006 19:00
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A: Gifted!

Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette? .... A: Artificial intelligence.

Q: Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning?
A: It swells at night.

Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane?
A: She'd just dyed her hair. Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A: You can park in the handicap zone.

Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. She passes a person who asks "Where did you get that?"
A: The pig says, "I won her in a raffle!"

Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.

Q: Why do blondes like lightning?
A: They think someone is taking their picture.
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written by Rebecca , January 25, 2008
These are not very funny at all
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written by WOW , March 17, 2008
yeah not really
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