A: Gifted!
Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette? .... A: Artificial intelligence.
Q: Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning?
A: It swells at night.
Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane?
A: She'd just dyed her hair. Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A: You can park in the handicap zone.
Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. She passes a person who asks "Where did you get that?"
A: The pig says, "I won her in a raffle!"
Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.
Q: Why do blondes like lightning?
A: They think someone is taking their picture.
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