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TagsThree women were being held in a foreign country. They were slated for the firing squad.The commander yells, "Ready...Aim..." and the brunette yells "Earthquake!!!"Immediately the soldiers fall to the ground and in the confusion the brunette escapes.
The commander then tells his soldiers to get up. "Ready...Aim..." and the redhead yells "Tornado!!!"Immediately the soldiers fall to the ground and in the confusion the redhead escapes.
The commander then yells to his soldiers to get up. "Ready...Aim..." and the blonde yells "Fire!!!"
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written by nigga boi , April 13, 2007
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
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written by jade , April 17, 2007
i think this sucks its so stupid 
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written by Mr.alex , May 01, 2007
I love this website!!!!!!!!!!!
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written by Nakedmonk , May 20, 2007
It was kinda projected... not too bad though. I've read and heard much worse.
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written by cymraes woop woop , May 20, 2007
i dnt get it!!!!!
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written by that one girl over there , May 26, 2007
that was so bad!!! (yet funy) 
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written by Ode2Insanity , May 30, 2007
She should have chose another disaster...
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written by BUCK OWNES , July 28, 2007
NEED SOME WORK ON BUT STILL FUNNY
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written by I'm a blond , September 15, 2007
heard it b4 but it's still good
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written by Ashlee , October 17, 2007
well thats soo affenceive to blondes ! im blonde 
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written by teeeee heeeeee , October 19, 2007
i always get a good laugh out of most of these jokes, but being a blond myself, i find it some what hard to understand some of these jokes
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written by i said , November 26, 2007
ha ha ha ha ha the joke was funny i've heard it b4 but lol it is still good 
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written by Wouldnt yaa lovee to kno.! , December 14, 2007
Didnt get it lmao x
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written by phoomonkey , December 27, 2007
if you don`t get it, there`s no hope for you.
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written by emo chik 091 , January 11, 2008
im the same as ashlee im blonde n i dnt get it.
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written by Kev luvs kierra , January 23, 2008
stupid blondes
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written by sanjin7 , February 15, 2008
this is better:
a blonde goes to a store and askes how much for the tv the clerk says sorry we dont selll tv's to blondes she goes home and dyes her hair red and comes back and askes home much for the tv and again the clerk says sorry we dont sell tv's to blondes she goes home again and dyes her hair brown and comes back and askes home much for the tv the clerk says sorry we dont sell tv's to blondes she goes home and dyes her hair black then comes back and askes how much for the tv the clerk says sorry we dont sell tv's to blondes then she askes how did you know i was blonde? and the clerk says because thats a microwave.
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a blonde goes to a store and askes how much for the tv the clerk says sorry we dont selll tv's to blondes she goes home and dyes her hair red and comes back and askes home much for the tv and again the clerk says sorry we dont sell tv's to blondes she goes home again and dyes her hair brown and comes back and askes home much for the tv the clerk says sorry we dont sell tv's to blondes she goes home and dyes her hair black then comes back and askes how much for the tv the clerk says sorry we dont sell tv's to blondes then she askes how did you know i was blonde? and the clerk says because thats a microwave.
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written by yomo , March 20, 2008
that last joke is lame heard it befor lamo
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written by Wildthing , March 26, 2008
Best joke I've heard in ages. thanks.
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written by f , April 09, 2008
how could u not ge it, u idiot??????
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written by ice-queen , April 25, 2008
omg!!! thats so funny x
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written by dj , May 20, 2008
yall are some corney poeple fa real.........
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written by Dj Cleo , June 19, 2008
It was funny but really mean to blondes I mean my friend is a blonde and she is the smartest person on Earth!
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written by jamesyboyz , October 20, 2008
it woz gd but not very funny lol those blondes are realli stupid
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