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Reasons to allow drinking at work
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Monday, 19 March 2007 15:46
Reasons to allow drinking at work 1. It's an incentive to show up.

2. It reduces stress.

3. It leads to more honest communications.....

4. It reduces complaints about low pay.

5. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover.

6. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear.

7. It helps save on heating costs in the winter.
8. It encourages carpooling.

9. Increases job satisfaction because if you have a bad job you don't care.

10. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.

11. It makes fellow employees look better.

12. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.

13. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.

14. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.

15. If something does something stupid on the job, it will be quickly forgotten.
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written by t2jrose , March 21, 2007
smilies/cheesy.gif hah yeah and shit wont get done! smilies/cool.gif
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written by kk , May 02, 2007
i know i wouldn't get anything done. but it would make the day at the job alot better.
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written by borris , May 04, 2007
your a wang
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