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Sunday, 25 June 2006 19:00

There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk. I mean really, really, really drunk. When the bar closed he got up to go home. As he stumbled out the door he saw a nun walking on the sidewalk. So he stumbled over to the nun and punched her in the face. Well the nun was really surprised but before she could do or say anything he punched her again. This time she fell down and he stumbled over to her and kicked her in the butt.Then he picked her up and threw her into a wall. By this time the nun was pretty weak and couldn't move.So then he stumbled over to her, put his face right next to hers and said. "Not very strong tonight, are you Batman?"
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written by mikayla , February 21, 2007
aaww that is awesome

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written by JD , April 24, 2007
WHAT???????

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written by your modren day male s*x symbole , June 08, 2007
THAT WAS MEAN
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written by jolinda , July 06, 2007
That is some funny shit smilies/cheesy.gif
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written by Pablo Jimenez , March 25, 2008
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA that wuz prty good
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written by M! , October 07, 2008
wwwwwooooowwww!!! batman? and a nun? come on now!!
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