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Sam wakes up at home with a huge hangover. Forcing him to open his eyes, the
first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side
table....
He sits down and notices his clothes in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, all spotless and clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table, "Sweetheart, your breakfast is on the stove. I had to leave early to go shopping. Love you."
So, he goes to the kitchen and, sure enough, there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is sitting at the table, eating.
"What happened last night, son?" Sam asks.
His son replies, "Well, you came home after 3:00 AM, very drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door."
Confused, Sam asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"
"Oh that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you said, 'Lady, leave me alone. I'm married'," his son replies.
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written by He got that right! , April 26, 2007
lol thats one smart drunk!! lol 
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written by kk , May 02, 2007
Thats a great one, I hope my husband thinks like that when he's messed up.
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written by HAHA GIRL , May 21, 2007
smooth move ace. I guess it's true men are some what smarter when they're drunk.
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written by ???? , May 30, 2007
That is a turn for bar jokes. Very well done. There are better, though.
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written by heatherman , June 14, 2007
That is like my wife nice to me when im drunk but ii play all the bills and supply here with money for shopping trips
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