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A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went out and cornered a small monkey and roared,"Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?"The trembling monkey says, "You are, mighty lion!Later, the lion confronts a ox and fiercely bellows,....
"Who is the mightiest of all jungle animals?" The terrified ox stammers, "Oh great lion, you are the mightiest animal in the jungle! "On a roll now, the lion swaggers up to an elephant and roars, "Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?"
Fast as lightning, the elephant snatches up the lion with his trunk, slams him against a tree half a dozen times leaving the lion feeling like it'd been run over by a safari wagon. The elephant then stomps on the lion till it looks like a corn tortilla and ambles away.
The lion lets out a moan of pain, lifts his head weakly and hollers after the elephant - "Just because you don't know the answer, you don't have to get so upset about it!"
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written by bobby , January 18, 2007
wayyyyyyyyy to long to look at in school 
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written by p'rincessponypalace01 , March 08, 2007
that was NOT very funny but then the i have listened to or read. 
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written by maria caro , May 28, 2007
at fisrt i did not get it, but then it relly cracked me up 
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written by That Guy , June 05, 2007
I think I saw that one in Looney Tunes at one point or another.
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written by 100% random , June 25, 2007
I've heard much better
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written by ALLISON , July 26, 2007
AT I LIKED BUT THEN I HATED IT 
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written by eklektro , August 15, 2007
There's a Singaporean Singlish (Singapore English) version of this joke. But the punchline is way funnier and right-on-target because it goes like this (in a Singaporean accent): "Aiyah! If you don't know the answer - just say so, laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!"
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written by jv , October 28, 2007
it couldve been funnier if the lion died
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