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One day, down in the mystical forest, a magical frog was hopping towards a water hole....
The forest was so enormous that the frog had never laid eyes on another animal before. But today, by chance a bear was chasing after a rabbit to have for dinner.
The frog called for the two to stop and said, "Because you are the only two animals I have seen, I will grant both of you three wishes. Bear, you can go first." The bear thought for a moment, and being the male he was, said, "I wish for all the bears in this forest, apart from me, to be female."
For his wish, the rabbit asked for a crash helmet, and immediately put it on. The bear was amazed at the stupidity of the rabbit, wasting his wish like that.
It was the bear's second turn for a wish. "Well, I wish that all the bears in the next forest were female as well."
The rabbit asked for a motorcycle and immediately hopped on it and roared the engine. The bear was shocked that the rabbit was asking for such idiotic items, because after all, he could have asked for money and bought the bike.
For the last wish the bear thought for a while and then said, "I wish that all the bears in the world, apart from me, were female."
The rabbit grinned, roared the engine, and said, "I wish that the bear was female."
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written by emo chik 091 , January 11, 2008
right......i don't get it
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written by monkiezrule , January 13, 2008
lol stupid bear
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written by monkiezrule , January 13, 2008
rabbits rule!
stupid bear
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stupid bear
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written by zaco , January 15, 2008
the end wish should be- "I wish mr. bear was gay" 
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written by Your girlfriend's boyfriend , January 15, 2008
that is really clever!!! hahahah!! 5 stars
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written by iheartHG , January 17, 2008
OMG, that was sooooooo fny, i cannot believe that rabbit. THATS WHY I FOUND THAT RABBIT AND KICKED HIS SCRAWNY LITTLE COTTON TAILED ASS!!!!!!!
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written by maka , January 18, 2008
hehe raly good thick bear lol ten art of ten
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written by ArianaKai , January 22, 2008
hehehe! yay rabbit!!!! 
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written by sitesurfer897 , January 29, 2008
why didn't the bear wish for the last thing first?
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written by janet , February 12, 2008
magical rabbit yeah right
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written by janet , February 13, 2008
yeah right magical frog
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written by shannon megaw , February 27, 2008
:- 
well wat da crack
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written by shannon megaw , February 27, 2008
well every body wdc report abuse
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written by global-inter , March 11, 2008
yeah this is better than most. lol
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written by Kirby , March 12, 2008
hehe the bear is a lezbo now
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written by shannons mum , March 18, 2008
shannon megews is a hoe
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written by sniper vat , April 10, 2008
looool at first i didnt get it and second i got it.
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written by Drizztthatpwnsyouall , May 21, 2008
that was cool
i like it
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i like it
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written by SHAMROCKS , July 04, 2008
THAT FROG LEFT AND THOUGHT TO HIMSELF "I WONDER IF THEY THOUGHT I REALLY WAS A MAGICAL FROG HAHAHA... SUCKERS!!!!!!!!
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written by holy sh*t , August 29, 2008
i heard it befor rabbits last wish was all the female bears were lezbians
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